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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 126

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 361

    A Frog he went a courting,
    Well it’s not like he has
    Anything else to do since
    He lost the French Presidency

    IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 7

    If your blind date is described to you
    As “a Poet” don’t go all romantic
    Because it will be worse than it sounds
    And they’ll be a depressive Schizophrenic

    LIFE’S VEXATIONS # 8

    Is there anything more annoying?
    If I had my way it would be a crime
    Those people who point at their wrist
    While they are asking for the time

    ARE YOU WEARING A TUX?

    Are you wearing a tux?
    Urgh that thing really sucks
    It’s starting to disconcert
    It’s a Tux printed on a t-shirt

    THE BLIZZARD OF OZ

    The Blizzard of Oz
    Continued to blow
    Until the yellow brick road
    Was covered in snow

    MY DOCTOR IS A LOCUM

    My doctor is a Locum
    Who replaced Dr Slocombe
    And all I get is Hokum
    With a sprinkling of bunkum
    But I have my heath so Ho hum

    LOOK IT’S NOT LIKE I’M HURTING ANYONE

    Look it’s not like I’m hurting anyone
    It’s not like I fell for her out of habit
    And can I say I’m only human after all
    So is it weird that I fancy Jessica Rabbit?

    I LOVE JESSICA RABBIT

    I love Jessica Rabbit,
    I watch her films all the time
    I find her so erotic
    It’s just like watching porn
    But don’t blame sweet Jessica
    For my peccadilloes
    It’s really not her fault
    It’s just the way she’s drawn

    THERE MAY WELL BE, AS THEY SAY

    There may well be, as they say
    “Plenty of fish in the sea”
    But until I catch myself a cod
    I'm left holding my rod

    ONCE I FOUND OUT THAT MASTURBATING

    Once I found out that masturbating
    Was an addictive habit
    I knew from that very moment on
    That I just had to beat it

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    I think Jessica Rabbit is pretty cute also. It is nice how you turn fishing and overcoming habits into erotic poems. I also liked the blizzard in Oz.

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