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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 126

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 361

    A Frog he went a courting,
    Well itís not like he has
    Anything else to do since
    He lost the French Presidency

    IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 7

    If your blind date is described to you
    As ďa PoetĒ donít go all romantic
    Because it will be worse than it sounds
    And theyíll be a depressive Schizophrenic

    LIFEíS VEXATIONS # 8

    Is there anything more annoying?
    If I had my way it would be a crime
    Those people who point at their wrist
    While they are asking for the time

    ARE YOU WEARING A TUX?

    Are you wearing a tux?
    Urgh that thing really sucks
    Itís starting to disconcert
    Itís a Tux printed on a t-shirt

    THE BLIZZARD OF OZ

    The Blizzard of Oz
    Continued to blow
    Until the yellow brick road
    Was covered in snow

    MY DOCTOR IS A LOCUM

    My doctor is a Locum
    Who replaced Dr Slocombe
    And all I get is Hokum
    With a sprinkling of bunkum
    But I have my heath so Ho hum

    LOOK ITíS NOT LIKE IíM HURTING ANYONE

    Look itís not like Iím hurting anyone
    Itís not like I fell for her out of habit
    And can I say Iím only human after all
    So is it weird that I fancy Jessica Rabbit?

    I LOVE JESSICA RABBIT

    I love Jessica Rabbit,
    I watch her films all the time
    I find her so erotic
    Itís just like watching porn
    But donít blame sweet Jessica
    For my peccadilloes
    Itís really not her fault
    Itís just the way sheís drawn

    THERE MAY WELL BE, AS THEY SAY

    There may well be, as they say
    ďPlenty of fish in the seaĒ
    But until I catch myself a cod
    I'm left holding my rod

    ONCE I FOUND OUT THAT MASTURBATING

    Once I found out that masturbating
    Was an addictive habit
    I knew from that very moment on
    That I just had to beat it

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    I think Jessica Rabbit is pretty cute also. It is nice how you turn fishing and overcoming habits into erotic poems. I also liked the blizzard in Oz.

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