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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 125

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 360

    There they go round the mulberry bush,
    Showing there bush,
    Showing there bush,
    There they go round the mulberry bush,
    On a cold and frosty morning.

    IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 6

    If your blind date is described to you
    As ďa free spiritĒ you may fancy a frolic
    But it will be far worse than it sounds
    Theyíre either a drug addict or an alcoholic

    LIFEíS VEXATIONS # 7

    I hate it when buying sunglasses
    When I find a pair I want to try
    And that stupid little plastic thing
    Dangles right in front of my eye

    IíM SITTING IN MY STUDY READING

    Iím sitting in my study reading
    Wearing my dressing gown
    Itís a book about anti-gravity
    It's impossible to put down

    I DONíT LIKE LACE-UP SHOES

    I donít like lace-up shoes
    And slip-ons arenít so hot
    That just leaves Velcro
    So I figured why knot?

    ARE YOU WEARING A DENIM SHIRT?

    Are you wearing a denim shirt?
    Well if I may be so bold
    Whether itís in fashion or not
    You manage to make it look old

    I'VE SWALLOWED SOME

    I've swallowed some of my
    Scrabble tiles accidentally
    Iím afraid when nature takes
    It course it could spell tragedy

    I CAN HEAR REALLY ANNOYING MUSIC

    I can hear really annoying music
    And itís getting to be a real pain
    Itís emanating from inside my printer
    I think the paper's jammin' again

    I CANíT QUITE REMEMBER HOW

    I canít quite remember how
    To throw a boomerang now
    But then eventually
    It came back to me

    A CHICKPEA AND A LENTIL

    A chickpea and a lentil, what is
    The difference between that brace?
    Itís simple really because no one
    Ever paid to have a lentil on their face

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    I liked the ones about the anti-gravity book and the Velcro shoes the best.

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    Me, too.^

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