Power corrupts.
"Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind." ~ Jonathan Swift
Power corrupts.
"Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind." ~ Jonathan Swift
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
I am guilty of the syllogistic fallacy of the undistributed middle.
"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill
Exit, pursued by a bear.
They were just pulling your leg with that Abandon All Hope sign.
"What fools these mortals be!" --Puck
Elves are stuck up.
"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing." ~ Robert Benchley
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
My silence spoke eloquently.
"The artist, like the God of the creation, remains within or behind or beyond or above his handiwork, invisible, refined out of existence, indifferent, paring his fingernails." - James Joyce
Exit, pursued by a bear.
Another Guinness please.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife." -- Plain Jane
Women spend your money.
"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else." ~ Yogi Berra
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
So it's usually best not to know.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. -- Oscar Wilde
I don't pay anyone back
"Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts." ~ E. B. White
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Facts, who needs 'em?
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know." - Groucho Marx
Exit, pursued by a bear.
What you know is unimportant to me
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." ~ Charles M. Schulz
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
And if they screw things up, we'll never know what hit us.
"I wear the chain I forged in life." -- Marley's Ghost
You get what you deserve
"No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar." ~ Abraham Lincoln
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!
"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
Exit, pursued by a bear.
It's a living.
There is at least one fool in every married couple. -- Henry Fielding
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