Given a famous quote, you must modify it in some way, the more sarcastic the better:
Example:
"Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears" Marc Anthony
"Shaddup!"
"That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet!" Juliette
Given a famous quote, you must modify it in some way, the more sarcastic the better:
Example:
"Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears" Marc Anthony
"Shaddup!"
"That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet!" Juliette
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
"That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet!" ="DANG he's cute!"
"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!"
--Richard III
Last edited by Pompey Bum; 02-15-2015 at 05:37 PM.
Not sure what you are looking for but here goes--regarding the rose.
That which we call a rose by any other name might sneak him into the Baseball Hall Of Fame.
"A horse! A horse! My Kingdom for a horse" = "Yo! I need a ride here!"
"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated" Mark Twain
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated" Mark Twain
TRANSLATION: "Yo, dudes, I ain't dead."
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself!" FDR
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
"Man up, for crying out loud!"
"Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes!"
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
"They are out of range you idiots!"
"Read my lips! No new taxes!" George HW Bush
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Translation: "I'll raise existing taxes."
Would you like fries with that?
"B-O-R-E-D with working the drive through"
"But do you bite your thumb at us, Sir?" from Romeo and Juliet
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
"You dissin' me boy?"
"Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results."
Willie Nelson
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
"Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results." = "Get over it already!"
"Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well," Robert Louis Stevenson
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
"Quit whining and do something."
"I regret that I have only one life to give for my country."
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
"You don't scare me!"
"Do what you can with what you have where you are." - Theodore Roosevelt
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
"Sweep the floor! I don't care if you only have a toothbrush, the floor needs sweeping."
"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" - Neil Armstrong
"OMG! I just stepped on the moon! How cool is that!"
"You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note." - Doug Floyd
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...