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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 123

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 358

    Hey diddle diddle
    Someone’s on the fiddle
    It will probably be
    Another celebrity
    Not paying their tax

    IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 4

    If your blind date is described to you
    As “Average looking” then look out
    Because it will be worse than it sounds
    And they’ll have a face like a trout

    FOGHORN LEGHORN AND ALL HIS PALS # 2

    Foghorn leghorn and all his pals
    Have all chosen to assemble
    Their very own chicken choir
    Which is called a Hensemble

    LIFE’S VEXATIONS # 5

    There is nothing that annoys me more
    Than the elevator stopping on every floor
    No one gets on or off which irks me treble
    In fact it’s annoying on more than one level

    I REMEMBER WELL THAT FATEFUL DAY

    I remember well that fateful day
    When I read of the evils of drinking
    And so shocked was I that I decided
    On that very spot to give up reading

    A SUSPECT IN THE ALASKAN MURDER CASE

    A suspect in the Alaskan murder case
    Was asked for an alibi by Detective Starch
    When he asked "So tell me where you
    Were on the night of September to March?"

    MY GRANDFATHER WAS FROM LAPLAND

    My Grandfather was from Lapland
    And he was a the greatest hunter I bet
    And when he went to the bleak tundra
    To catch Arctic hare he used a hare net

    YOU CAN LIKEN WOMEN’S BREASTS

    You can liken women’s breasts to a
    Birthday gift of a train set, for lads
    They were originally meant for kids
    But who gets to play with them, Dads

    ARE YOU WEARING ANYTHING TODAY?

    Are you wearing anything today?
    Well as I’m fond of your body type
    If the answer is no, we can hang up
    The phone and then we can Skype

    SNAGS IS AN ACRONYM

    SNAGS is an acronym
    For “Sensitive New Age Guy’s”
    But don’t all men come with snags?
    Just like turds come with flies

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    The liked the ones about a good reason to give up reading and those month long Alaskan nights the best.

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