Milk.

[Jerrybaldy]

I like milk
It lets you know it was here
By coating your glass with its smear.
I'm less clear why we masturbate cows udders
When it could be expressed by our Mudders
But I like milk.
Through a straw
With some cake
A strawberry shake
Leaking from a nipple
Dripping raspberry ripple.
The milky bars are not on me
I pass them around for free.
Milk on her lips is like you know what
I like it hot
With a yucky skin on top
No coke for me thanks Mr Cola
I like my lips on areola.
Dr Pepper so misunderstood
I like milk and so should.
You.

Moooo.

[Hawkman]

Great fun, JB.

"I'm less clear why we masturbate cows udders
When it could be expressed by our Mudders"

My particular favourite, but hey, it's all delightfully playful. Much enjoyed.

Live and be well - H

[Haunted]

It gives me a milk mustache just reading it!