MILESTONE 70 # 2
You gain knowledge, dignity
Tolerance and serenity
As you get older without a doubt
And then your teeth fall out.
I’D LOVE A SECOND HONEYMOON
“I’d love a second honeymoon”
His wife said to him
He replied “what a good idea,
Who will you go with then?”
ARE YOU WEARING YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT?
Are you wearing your birthday suit?
This will probably be, old lad
Your best birthday ever
With all the practice you've had
WELL YOU’VE REACHED AN AGE
Well you’ve reached an age
So have a happy birthday
So now really spoil yourself
And take two naps today
I DON’T DO BANANAS
I don’t do bananas and I don’t do dates
She announced to everyone
Which immediately begged the question
Then what do you do for fun?
OLD GEEZER FOR SALE
50 year old,
Needs TLC, well used
One previous owner
No reasonable offer refused
I DOUBT IT BUT IF IT’S ACTUALLY TRUE
I doubt it but if it’s actually true,
And it’s not an exaggeration,
And things do get better with age
Then I must have reached perfection
AGEING IS LIKE FINE WINE
Ageing is like fine wine
It gets better with age
But in your case
It was corked at some stage
A MAN WALKED INTO A CROWDED BAR
A man walked into a crowded bar
With a loaded gun and shouted
"Who’s been shagging my sister?”
In case his intent was doubted
He raised the gun and took aim
And fired the gun to demonstrate
A lone voice shouted from the back
"You don't have enough bullets mate"
SHE WAS AN OLD LONELY WIDOW # 2
She was an old lonely widow
Who you’d only bed for a bet
So she kept filling his glass
Periodically asking “Am I sexy yet?”
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