All my short stories will be in this thread. WARNING: THIS THREAD MAY NOT BE COMFORTABLE FOR THOSE WITH A MORE PURITANICAL MINDSET.
Wolf Larsen Marries Wolf Larsen
A short story by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen was on the altar marrying Wolf Larsen. Liberace the piano player was smearing peanut butter all over both of them. Everybody at the marriage ceremony was masturbating. Graffiti artists were creating world war three and orgies all over the walls. Then a phrase of poetry fell out of the sky and crashed through the roof.
Somebody in the marriage ceremony had an orgasm and a spaceship flew out of their penis – and the spaceship flew out of the toilet bowl and passed Wolf Larsen’s face who was taking a piss. The milky way galaxy was inside the toilet bowl being created by Wolf Larsen’s piss.
As Wolf Larsen spoke to Wolf Larsen the world was being created by Wolf Larsen’s voice. Suddenly, Wolf Larsen’s voice had an earthquake, and words were falling out of Wolf Larsen’s voice everywhere. A saxophone player picked up Wolf Larsen’s words and spread them throughout the universe, the universe being a Jackson Pollock painting.
As Wolf Larsen & Wolf Larsen made a baby together on their wedding night the saxophone player stood above them and played erotic vowels & consonants. Nine months later the end of the universe was born. At the end of the universe you can find your thoughts.
Copyright 2014 by Wolf Larsen