ARE YOU WEARING A MAGICIAN’S HAT?
Are you wearing a magician’s hat?
Are you in the magic circle sphere?
But I have been wondering why
You made your clothes disappear
ROSES ARE BLUE
Roses are Blue
I can see them on view
Rose you are red
Was it something I said?
PICKUP # 9
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your endeavour
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something clever
“You work at subway,
If I’m not wrong”
“And I know that because
You just gave me a footlong”
CHIRRUPING CRICKETS
Chirruping Crickets
Foxes in the thicket
With croaking frogs
And barking dogs
Screeching bats
And yowling cats
We left the ugly city
For peaceful and pretty
Well the country life
Is nothing but strife
FEARFUL BEASTS
I stood stock still and
Feared for my nadgers
When in the presence
Of the honey badgers
MY GIRLFRIEND GOT SUNBURNT
My girlfriend got sunburnt
I asked why she didn’t use lotion
She thought she was safe
If her convertible was in motion
ARE YOU WEARING A CONTROL BODY?
Are you wearing a control body?
It’s shaped you very well clearly
But what I want to know is
What shape are you really?
OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT OLD
Of course you're not old
Stop making a fuss
You’ve just been young
Longer than most of us.
LIFE BEGINS AT 40 # 2
Don’t be scared of being Forty
Meet the milestone with defiance
You’re no really forty, but eighteen
With twenty two years of experience!
YES OF COURSE YOU'RE TWENTY NINE
Yes of course you're twenty nine
It’s so totally believable
With me being twenty three
I am naturally a little gullible.