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    It wasn't me Jerrybaldy's Avatar
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    who the hell?

    Who the hell am I?
    The good guy in my head
    Or the bastard
    Reported back?
    The good guy in my head
    Or the bastard reported back?
    Who the hell am I?
    I'm a good guy.
    Aren't I?
    But if you feel I'm a bastard
    Then I'm a bastard to you.
    So I'm a bastard.
    I'm a bastard.
    That's a lot to accept for a good guy.
    But acceptable to a bastard.
    I must be a little bit good guy
    A little bit bastard.
    That's me alright.
    Good guy bastard.
    The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
    Some good guy bastard wrote.
    Last edited by Jerrybaldy; 06-07-2014 at 08:51 PM.

    For those who believe,
    no explanation is necessary.
    For those who do not,
    none will suffice.

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    All are at the crossroads qimissung's Avatar
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    Lol, Jerry. I like this, although parts of it remind me of a fourth grader who likes saying certain (bad) words over and over. But the sentiment is true.
    "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its' own reason for existing." ~ Albert Einstein
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    This clever ditty reminds me of an amusing anecdote relayed by Cindy Adams, columnist for The New York Post. A woman on a subway train noticing another passenger reading The Bastard by John Jakes, remarked, "That book must be about my husband."
    Last edited by AuntShecky; 06-21-2014 at 12:01 AM. Reason: Whoops! I got Cindy's employer wrong!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AuntShecky View Post
    This clever ditty reminds me of an amusing anecdote relayed by Cindy Adams, columnist for The New York Daily News. A woman on a subway train noticing another passenger reading The Bastard by John Jakes, remarked, "That book must be about my husband."
    LMAO

    I said the same thing about myself all the time, with the other b word….

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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