Sum up the lyrics of a song in a stilted or otherwise weird way. Others have to guess the song. You can post your own question even if you can't guess the previous song.
1. "Financially solvent but lonesome gentleman looking for female companionship re conversation at weekends."
(hint: it's an old song)
2. "Request for continued assistance, particularly in case of unlikely atmospheric natural disaster."
(hint: another oldie)
Hope this hasn't been done yet.