ARE YOU WEARING A WINCE?
Are you wearing a wince?
I see you’re pointing your toes
Did the nasty aliens forget
To remove your anal probe?"
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 322
It’s raining its pouring
The weather’s wet and stormy
I went to bed because they said
It’s due to global warming
THERE WERE MANY THINGS IN THE FIFTIES
There were many things in the fifties
Because of rationing God knows
That didn’t make the dinner table
But the one constant were no elbows
THERE’S A DOWNSIDE TO RETIREMENT
There’s a downside to retirement
And I think there is only the one
Which is that despite all the extra time
Everything still doesn’t get done
THEY JUST KEEP ON TALKING
They just keep on talking
Long after people are
No longer interested
So we should pity the teacher
SOME PEOPLE NEED TO EXTRACT
Some people need to extract
Their finger out of their butt again
To get some much needed
Oxygen to their brain
WISE OLD SAGE
It was previously said
By a very wise man
“I don’t know
Ask a woman”
I ORDERED A BURGER AND FRIES
I ordered a burger and fries
Even though I know it’s all full of fat
but the girl behind the counter
Said “would you like fries with that?”
POP-UPS
Life is full of people
Who “pop in” or “pop out”
But if we were meant to “pop”
We’d all live in toasters
ARE YOU WEARING OXFORD BAGS?
Are you wearing Oxford Bags?
Well the obvious question that begs
If they are no longer in fashion
Is it because you have baggy legs
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