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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 79

    ARE YOU WEARING A WINCE?

    Are you wearing a wince?
    I see you’re pointing your toes
    Did the nasty aliens forget
    To remove your anal probe?"

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 322

    It’s raining its pouring
    The weather’s wet and stormy
    I went to bed because they said
    It’s due to global warming

    THERE WERE MANY THINGS IN THE FIFTIES

    There were many things in the fifties
    Because of rationing God knows
    That didn’t make the dinner table
    But the one constant were no elbows

    THERE’S A DOWNSIDE TO RETIREMENT

    There’s a downside to retirement
    And I think there is only the one
    Which is that despite all the extra time
    Everything still doesn’t get done

    THEY JUST KEEP ON TALKING

    They just keep on talking
    Long after people are
    No longer interested
    So we should pity the teacher

    SOME PEOPLE NEED TO EXTRACT

    Some people need to extract
    Their finger out of their butt again
    To get some much needed
    Oxygen to their brain

    WISE OLD SAGE

    It was previously said
    By a very wise man
    “I don’t know
    Ask a woman”

    I ORDERED A BURGER AND FRIES

    I ordered a burger and fries
    Even though I know it’s all full of fat
    but the girl behind the counter
    Said “would you like fries with that?”

    POP-UPS

    Life is full of people
    Who “pop in” or “pop out”
    But if we were meant to “pop”
    We’d all live in toasters

    ARE YOU WEARING OXFORD BAGS?

    Are you wearing Oxford Bags?
    Well the obvious question that begs
    If they are no longer in fashion
    Is it because you have baggy legs

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    My favorites are the first two about anal probes and global warming.

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