ARE YOU WEARING FAIRY WINGS?
Are you wearing fairy wings?
As someone’s special surprise
I hope you’re not a good fairy
And you’re wicked in disguise
ONE OF THE GREAT BENEFICIAL # 1
One of the great beneficial
Things after you retire
Is that polished shoes
Are considered formal attire
JOSHUA DID HIS MULTIPLICATION
Joshua did his multiplication
Homework on the kitchen floor
Because he was apparently
Told not to use tables anymore
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 315
Ding dong dell
Pussy’s in the well
And that’s what happens
When you piss in my garden
SALT AND SHAKE
When I was a kid all crisps were plain
But we didn’t care about that a jot
After all we still had the choice
Of whether to put the salt on or not
I DON’T HAVE A SATNAV
I don’t have a Satnav
I don’t need one in my life
l have something better
My Satnav is my wife
TINY THING
Tiny thing
A new baby
Totally dependent
A new life
That new Parents
Have to keep alive
Like a Tamagotchi
But without a reset
WHEN YOU MARRY
When you marry
Choose a partner
You love to talk to
Because when
Attraction fades
And lover becomes friend
Because conversation
Maybe all that’s left
HE WASN’T A SOPHISTICATE
He wasn’t a sophisticate
Which for some can be a plus
But he always thought
That a coach was a posh bus
ARE YOU WEARING VELVET GLOVES?
Are you wearing velvet gloves?
Oh how elegantly you’re stood
Their addition, a touch of class
If anyone knew class, you would
They look so elegant on you
I just hope they feel as good