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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 71

    ARE YOU WEARING FAIRY WINGS?

    Are you wearing fairy wings?
    As someoneís special surprise
    I hope youíre not a good fairy
    And youíre wicked in disguise

    ONE OF THE GREAT BENEFICIAL # 1

    One of the great beneficial
    Things after you retire
    Is that polished shoes
    Are considered formal attire

    JOSHUA DID HIS MULTIPLICATION

    Joshua did his multiplication
    Homework on the kitchen floor
    Because he was apparently
    Told not to use tables anymore

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 315

    Ding dong dell
    Pussyís in the well
    And thatís what happens
    When you piss in my garden

    SALT AND SHAKE

    When I was a kid all crisps were plain
    But we didnít care about that a jot
    After all we still had the choice
    Of whether to put the salt on or not

    I DONíT HAVE A SATNAV

    I donít have a Satnav
    I donít need one in my life
    l have something better
    My Satnav is my wife

    TINY THING

    Tiny thing
    A new baby
    Totally dependent
    A new life
    That new Parents
    Have to keep alive
    Like a Tamagotchi
    But without a reset

    WHEN YOU MARRY

    When you marry
    Choose a partner
    You love to talk to
    Because when
    Attraction fades
    And lover becomes friend
    Because conversation
    Maybe all thatís left

    HE WASNíT A SOPHISTICATE

    He wasnít a sophisticate
    Which for some can be a plus
    But he always thought
    That a coach was a posh bus

    ARE YOU WEARING VELVET GLOVES?

    Are you wearing velvet gloves?
    Oh how elegantly youíre stood
    Their addition, a touch of class
    If anyone knew class, you would
    They look so elegant on you
    I just hope they feel as good

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    I liked the ding dong dell one the best. Of course, the first one about being a bad fairy or not is nice, too.

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    sat nav is a new one on me, so I had to plug it into the "Google" machine. I see now that it's similar to a GPS system, which I guess is replacing the maps folks used to pick up at the gas station. I don't know how accurate those printed maps were, but I do remember what a b****h they were to refold!

    I like this batch of ditties. My fave in this group is the times table one.

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