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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 68

    THE ST VALENTINE’S DAY MASSACRE

    The St Valentine’s Day massacre
    That was a bloody occasion
    Which just shows what happens
    If you don’t make a reservation

    ARE YOU WEARING YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE?

    Are you wearing your heart on your sleeve?
    I know you’re in love that I truly believe
    But I still don’t know if you’re in love with Eve
    Or if your preference is for her brother Steve

    I WAS ONCE A MEDICAL STUDENT # 6

    I was once a medical student
    But it was harder than I thought
    I was asked about terminal illness
    Which isn’t being ill at an airport

    21ST CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 294

    Eppie Marly's thinks she’s fine,
    And won’t go out to herd the swine,
    She lies in her bed till eight or nine,
    The lads on the farm all think its fine

    KARL MARX LIKED HERBAL TEA

    Karl Marx liked herbal tea
    In his place on the left
    And he preferred it because
    All proper tea was theft

    SHE SAID SHE LIKED THE FOUR SEASONS

    She said she liked the four seasons
    When we first met
    So for our first anniversary
    I bought her a cruet set

    I GOT A TABLET FOR MY BIRTHDAY

    I got a Tablet for my Birthday
    My wife said “Hip hip hooray”
    And I lost all interest in the plasma
    When I saw it was Viagra

    OPTIMISTS SEE THE WORLD

    Optimists see the world,
    Each and every day anew
    Through Rose tinted lenses
    The tint of mine is blue
    Which colour my world
    With everything I view

    I JUST BOOKED A TABLE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY

    I just booked a table for Valentine's Day
    For me and my wife
    I hope she likes it, even though she can’t
    Play snooker to save her life

    ARE YOU WEARING NYLON PANTS?

    Are you wearing nylon pants?
    There can be no other explanation
    Because every time you get aroused
    It affects the TV reception

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    lulz proper tea!!!






    J

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    Love ALL of 'em, especially the closing two.

    The Karl Marx one is your best one ever, in all 68 batches!

    Keep 'em comin'.

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    That was a nice one about the massacre on valentine's day.

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    How the hell did you resist the temptation in posting #69?

    For those who believe,
    no explanation is necessary.
    For those who do not,
    none will suffice.

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