I’VE ENROLLED MY WIFE # 3
I’ve enrolled my wife
On an evening class
Which should be simple
And not difficult to pass
It deals with the differences
She will have to face
Between a normal handbag
And a bloody Suitcase
ARE YOU WEARING A ROSEBUD?
Are you wearing a rosebud?
All delicate and pink
You’re allergic to flowers?
In which case I think
A wardrobe malfunction
Has revealed something pink
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 309
Mary had a little van
She had it all last summer
But now her little van
Has turned into a Hummer
I WAS ABSOLUTELY GUTTED WHEN I FOUND
I was absolutely gutted when I found
My wife was having an affair
A friend Mo, said turn to religion
And she can be stoned in the town square
GET A PENIS ENLARGER
“Get a penis enlarger”
My wife once said to me
So I found myself
Twenty year old Kelly
JOHN WAS THROWN OUT OF SCHOOL
John was thrown out of school
Because a girl played with his nob
That’s the third school in a year
He won’t easily find another job
WHEN TIMES ARE HARD, A WOMAN
When times are hard, a woman
Must resort to sexual intimacies
Due to the high cost of living
She can’t afford the batteries
ARE YOU WEARING A MONOCLE?
Are you wearing a monocle?
Can I ask the reason why?
You can still wear spectacles
Even if you have a glass eye