ARE YOU WEARING A ONESIE? # 2

Are you wearing a onesie?
I didnít know you were the type
But you have surprised me
And yes I like the tiger stripe

Itís rather a shapeless thing
Am I being picky and choosy?
To be honest I donít like it
But Iíd like to see your twosie

IíM THINKING ABOUT TAKING A HOLIDAY # 5

Iím thinking about taking a holiday
But I donít know where to go
What if I end up in Capable
I find that thatís often where I go

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 297

Kind hearts are gardens,
Kind thoughts are roots,
Kind words are blossoms,
Kind deeds are fruits.
But none of this rubbish
Gets the bloody grass cut

THE RED HOUSE

I met her in the Red House
When she gave me the eye
I gave her an appraising look
And thought Iíd give her a try
I knew my luck was in when
She was unbuttoning my fly

ANNA WAS A GOOD TIME GIRL

Anna was a good time girl
In fact she really had a ball
And we called her Anna Glypta
As she liked it up against the wall

MY DOG MUST BE MUSICAL

My dog must be musical
What rubbish I hear you groan
But he must be I tell you
As I saw him eating a trombone

RED EYE

In all the photos of her
She was terribly Red Eyed
I thought it was the camera
But no matter how I tried
I couldnít get a good shot
But it wasnít a lack of skill
Or any technical fault
It turned out she was evil

IíM WORRIED ABOUT ONE OF MY HENS

Iím worried about one of my hens
Thereís something wrong with Megs
I think she must have been possessed
As she keeps laying Devilled eggs