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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 13

    ARE YOU WEARING A STRAPLESS BRA?

    Are you wearing a strapless bra?
    With tits the size of yours
    You’d have done better
    Tucking then into your drawers

    WALT DISNEY ON ICE

    The kids wanted to see
    Walt Disney on ice
    They all thought
    It would be really nice

    However it turned out
    To be some old geezer,
    Walt Disney apparently,
    Lying dead in a freezer

    OUR FAMILY PLANNING

    There are only 13 months
    Between my two little chaps
    It was actually by design
    As we didn’t want a big gap
    So thats why as part of the plan
    My wife had a Caesarean

    THE DALAI LAMA

    In a vote for a leader of our planet
    The Dalai Lama would be my bet
    I would certainly risk a grand
    If I were a Tibetan man

    FOR MY 60TH BIRTHDAY

    For my 60th birthday
    I bought myself a sports car
    It’s my pride and joy
    Not that’s it’s been very far
    As there is a slight problem
    An oversight I have to admit
    I need a hip replacement
    Before I can get in it

    THE BANK OF MUM AND DAD

    When I bought my house
    My parents kindly helped me
    And now I really can’t
    Thank them enough - apparently

    ARE YOU WEARING A FASCINATOR?

    Are you wearing a fascinator?
    Well tell be more about that
    Oh my imagination was all agog
    But now you tell me its just a silly hat

    ROUGED CHEEKS

    Rouged cheeks
    And blood red lips
    Varnished nails
    And tattooed flesh
    Dyed sculptured hair
    And black shadowed brow
    Who are you?
    All pierced and painted
    And what have you done
    With my lovely daughter?

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    With tits so humongous, old age can appear to be a hernia?

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    These made me laugh, especially "The Bank of Mum and Dad," and the best of the lot was the punny punch line to "The Dalai Lama."

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