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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 12

    ARE YOU WEARING A LACE UP CORSET?

    Are you wearing a lace up corset?
    All whale bone and string
    Oh Wow it looks really sexy
    But how do I get into the thing?

    TAKING THE CHERRY

    The Cherry Ripe bar
    I have so far concluded
    As one of your five a day
    May definitely be included

    FATHERíS DAY

    Donít forget dad on Fatherís Day
    A bottle of something I think
    And just remember that it is you
    That drives him to drink

    HARE OF THE DOG

    I need a bit of a pick me up
    After a very boozy lunch
    A ďhare of the dogĒ is the thing
    After too much Rabbit Punch

    A PEOPLE PERSON

    It read, ďIím a people personĒ
    On his bumper sticker
    But it actually turned out
    That he was a trafficker

    THERE IS A MOTH IN THE BATHROOM

    There is a moth in the bathroom
    Drawn towards the light
    My wife was in the shower
    And it gave her a bit of a fright

    I donít understand why
    If they are attracted to the light
    They donít just appear
    When the sun is shining bright

    SALAD DODGERS

    When the slot machines
    Are played by those with obesity
    In a life spent in the arcades
    Itís the only fruit that they see

    I RAN A PERSONAL BEST

    I ran a personal best
    In the 100 metres
    And my new record is
    Almost 80 metres

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    "I donít understand why
    If they are attracted to the light
    They donít just appear
    When the sun is shining bright"

    It reminds me of Robin Willams: If they are psychics, why do they need a phone number?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cafolini View Post
    "I don’t understand why
    If they are attracted to the light
    They don’t just appear
    When the sun is shining bright"

    It reminds me of Robin Willams: If they are psychics, why do they need a phone number?
    They need a phone number to practice their maths.
    it may never try
    but when it does it sigh
    it is just that
    good
    it fly

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    Here is Cacian in a thread he/she never posts. LOL. When you hit the Caciansclerosis hard, he/she comes in in desperate babling. He/she strives hard to preserve the illness.

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    I enjoyed Father's Day the best, Biggus.

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