Lol! Enjoyed!
The Spiral and the Pages
There once was a metal spiral.
For ages,
it aspired to be holding pages.
But the pages were either to few
or too many,
so the spiral didnīt get any.
Until it underwent a surgery
and got so small and slim
it nearly went into the bin.
But then a child got hold of it,
and used it for his kit:
"The Diary of an Anonymous Kid".