Hah! Don't worry that I'm stalking you. Just looking at the threads I looked at last time was here.
I don't hate Moby Dick but you don't have to fight me. I'm not American but have read quite a few books that probably capture the American soul better than that one.
I would probably come to fisticuffs over Vanity Fair, though. Look at it from the viewpoint of wry humour and it might appeal more. Thackeray is downright sarcastic and his people are real with human foibles that he probes almost surgically and then we forgive them because we understand, to some extent.
In a related issue (and I'm pleased to see it wasn't on the list) A Confederacy Of Dunces seems to divide the world. I have friends who rave about it, but I want returned the time I spent persevering with it.
Can you, or anyone, explain the attraction?