It's time for you writers to stop being a bunch of sissies!

[miyako73]

I assume paint brush is a phallus too, and so is chisel. hehehehehe

[MANICHAEAN]

It was the third day before Christmas and Little Red Riding Hood found herself to be an alien concept in the middle of the stark barren landscape that comprises the California interior.

To set the script, she found herself on a sultry evening, buttocks clutching a bar stool in an establishment somewhere in a red-neck wolverine hamlet of nowhere. Her pockets reeked of currency begging to be liberated, with a view to enable her to take the edge off of the psychological aches and pains that had accumulated during her workaday tasks and chores.

A subconscious ensemble of beer and a double portion of Knob Creek bourbon fell before her, without having to even summon the energy to order.

It's a given that pints of ale or beer should be supplemented with a token gesture of liquor - a chaser if you will - and bugger me with a robust Lit Net pen if it doesn't just serve the purpose of alleviating the angst, anxieties and general "merde" that we as human beings have to endure on a day to day basis.

In one way or another, each and every one of us deserve to be emancipated from the utter tedium of lateral thinking. Who in their right mind would want to spend the whole day with their brain for company.

"Roger that for a game of soldier-boys, I'd rather go about adopting a serious crack habit whilst loitering around bus station conveniences with 'civilised writer' tattooed upon my perpetually sweating brow.

[WolfLarsen]

This is great writing! It's imaginative! It's unique! I don't read stuff like this everywhere.

Thank you MANICHAEAN – you brought a smile to my face!

[jayat]

Creativity is all that matters!

Creativity and conformity are opposites! Creativity and rules are opposites! Creativity and a conservative outlook are opposites!

"Power without control it's unuseful". Ten years ago, maybe more, there was an ad in which appears Carl Lewis wearing a woman high-heeled red shoes*. I'm not sure but you could see how ludicrous the best fast-runner of the world looked running with them. We could say the same: creativity without hard-working is unuseful, that is*, reading hard and give everything for every bloody line it comes from your pen or keyboard.

*I'm not Eglish native. I'd agree corrections on my messages. Thank you.