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    Canto 2

    Canto 2
    by Wolf Larsen

    When forty winters shall eat through my testicles,
    And dig deep trenches into my flesh,
    Flesh so proud & delirious as this cow laughing in my stomach, and snaking its way through my colon...
    Now you'll be a tassered- human-shish kebab – big ka-zooweeee!
    Ziiiiiiiiiing! I'm asking where do all the skies of the last 1,000 years lie?
    And where are all the lusty days of pOlitiCal-caRniVal-husTlinG?
    To sway-&-swook, with a sinking-shooting nuclear submarine sky thong!
    And praise the Cockle-doodle-doo! Throw shame to the happy winds!
    Praise the wipple dandies! You deserve a great big anus to hide your pianos in,
    So if the penguins on the moon couldst answer ‘I'll be your supper!’
    You shall suuump my flop and schalack my old ping-pram!
    Proving his beauty by sucking my glorious phalaaaam-beep-rack!
    Oh this is the new skinny dipping made out of voodoo art,
    And see the blood warm bubbly out of the pot of your head!
    Copyright 2012 by Wolf Larsen


    Sonnet II
    by William Shakespeare
    When forty winters shall beseige thy brow,
    And dig deep trenches in thy beauty's field,
    Thy youth's proud livery, so gazed on now,
    Will be a tatter'd weed, of small worth held:
    Then being ask'd where all thy beauty lies, 5
    Where all the treasure of thy lusty days,
    To say, within thine own deep-sunken eyes,
    Were an all-eating shame and thriftless praise.
    How much more praise deserved thy beauty's use,
    If thou couldst answer 'This fair child of mine 10
    Shall sum my count and make my old excuse,'
    Proving his beauty by succession thine!
    This were to be new made when thou art old,
    And see thy blood warm when thou feel'st it cold. 14
    Animals have the right to be delicious! Yum Yum!

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    This is the best thing I've ever read. Ever, Wolf. Good job.

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    ^ I don't think that will stop him.
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    Me neither.

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    How deli[ci][ri]ous! (and great job! Wolf!!!)

    Ziiiiiiiiiing! I'm asking where do all the skies of the last 1,000 years lie?

    this line and more remind of Francois Villon "where are the snows of yesteryear" (Ballad of the Ladies of Bygone Times!)

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    Last edited by Bar22do; 11-14-2012 at 02:35 AM.

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    Shake the spear. Is it cold? Shake it more.

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