I'll have to look those up, thank you! Read this one if you haven't already. http://www.lahacal.org/gentleman/twain.html
He wrote instructions on how to rescue a lady from a burning building.It's absolutely hysterical.
Let's see, books...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which everybody and their grandmother has mentioned already. XD
The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy. Sir Percy in his fop-mode is priceless, as is Marguerite's encounter with this one disgusting innkeeper and the snuff/black pepper incident. (Never snort pepper, folks.)
Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger. I didn't care for Holden as a person, so for me this book was mostly a good source of schadenfreude. I'm a horrible person.![]()
A Patchwork Planet, Anne Tyler. A former derelict tries to get his life back in order.
To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee. Scout is just too funny. XD
Hamlet, Shakespeare. Hamlet's one-liners are pretty good.