This one's completely absurd
The gruesome Skringle Skrog
Sometimes it barks like a bird
Otherwise it meows like a dog
Peeps through your windows
Poking its tongue as you sleep
It lurks all night in the shadows
While you dream of oceans deep
From far beneath the ice cold sea
It will swim up to drag you down
While you struggle to break free
Its grip will cause you to drown
When standing it's crouching
Walking it crawls on all fours
It's frog face causes ouching
As it slithers under the doors
Self-raising flour is the solution
Sprinkle it all round the house
To the Skrog it's a toxic pollution
And he'll whimper like a mouse
In a brown paper bag catch it
Then tie them both with string
Unscrew its head with a ratchet
In the furnace burn the ghastly thing
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