looking for a list of FUNNY words

[cacian]

Sorry about the italics but I needed to emphasize the idea.
I am looking for words that make laugh or smile everytime you read them because they send an image to you mind that is funny

The first one I can think of is

POUTING something women do who have had botox done to their lips they tend to pout when they pause or finished taking. I am guessing it is because of the way their lips are reformed and I find that very funny but not in a nasty way.

[Shea]

When I first saw this topic in the listings, I didn't think you were talking about real words.

For me, I find FOOT to be funny probably because it makes me think of Monty Python.

When I was a kid, my cousin and I use to make up funny words. I've shared some of them with my 4 year old son who finds the word 'butt' to be hilarious. Consequently, he'll run around, giggling wildly, and say 'terepoothamite butt'.

[Revolte]

Poop.

I dunno what it is, it's not the meaning so much as the way it sounds.

Poop lol

[Mutatis-Mutandis]

I second poop.

Others:

Booby/boobies
Gape/gaping
Gash
Cucumber
Shlong
Beaver
Anus
Uranus
Duty
Diarrhea
Douche/douchebag/doucher

I'll probably think of more.

[Monamy]

I second Uranus, first time it 'really' made me think about something other than the planet itself was when Sheldon Cooper said his speech while being drunk in The Big Bang Theory.

[Paulclem]

banana

Especially if you say a semi tone higher and with a hysterical edge.

(This actually works with any word that is 3 or more syllables long).

[Sancho]

Bah-nana, Ba-na-na, yep, that works.

Doily - that’s a funny word.

Also, Pickle.

We’re in a pickle, boys.

Hey, who stole my pickle? Anybody seen my pickle?

Pickle is almost never, not funny.

[cacian]

I find
BING BONG
and
BUNGEE
funny they are loud words that is why haha

HOOT
'I do not give a hoot...'
and
WIZIWIG


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