1. Deep Fried Landlord
Ingredients:
One Miscellaneous Landlord (still breathing)
Cauldron Of Boiling Oil
Instructions
Take Miscellaneous Landlord
and immerse in boiling oil until done
Serve to diseased cockroaches
(note: Do NOT eat the cockroaches)
2. Diced Landlord
Ingredients:
One Miscellaneous Landlord (still breathing)
One Sharp Knife (blunt will do)
One Shovel
Instructions:
Carve Miscellaneous Landlord up into cubes
Dig medium sized hole
Place cubes in hole
Cover with dirt and stomp
(worms love this one!)
3. Landlord On Spit
Ingredients:
One Miscellaneous Landlord (still breathing)
One Spit
One Open Fire
Instructions:
Stick Spit through Miscellaneous Landlord
Rotate slowly over open fire
4. Tenderized Landlord Mince Patties
Ingredients:
One Miscellaneous Landlord (still breathing)
One Cement Mixer (a washing machine will do)
One Sharp Stick
One Mincer
One Hammer
Instructions:
Insert Miscellaneous Landlord into mixer
Use sharp stick if it attempts to climb out
Once subdued grind in mincer
Form balls and flatten with hammer
Feed patties to the sewer rats
(note: Do NOT eat the rats)