breakfast

[MystyrMystyry]

breakfast time

i notices one
egg is strange

speckled

spinning
wonkily

i stops it

puts it in
an egg cup

i cracks it
with a spoon

a tiny head
pops out

hullo! i gasps
what's your game!

i'm free i'm free!
it screams
happily

now i have a
certain aversion
to horrible little
men taking up
residence in
me food

get out of it!

can't! he explains
give us a hand!

i do and-

ouch! ya bit me!

i'm hungry!

of all things

why don't ya
eat some egg?

already have!

what? ya ate
me breakfast?

pre-emptively!

why ya little-

i'm big for
my class!


i gets the lid
and quick
glues it
back on


that'll learn him

[Jack of Hearts]

No idea how to reply to this lol.

That'll learn him though, that'll learn him.







J

[Hawkman]

Sounds like you should have boiled it for longer - LOL.

Live long and propser - H

[Delta40]

sounds like you were his breakfast! Have you ever read Colin McNaughton at all? I'm quite sure your forte lies in this area MM

[MystyrMystyry]

Thanks Jack

On the surface it appears to be a cautionary tale regarding how we should respect other people's breakfast.

Thanks Hawk

That would have indeed been a karmic end to the egg thief!

Thanks Delta

Sounds like I was his breakfast, but no, he ate my breakfast!