A friend recently chided me for being unwilling to read anything unless it was written by a "stuffy old dead guy."
I smugly replied that Jane Austen and George Eliot are among my favorite authors.
Obviously I was avoiding the issue, so I'll address it here and invite other perspectives.
In defense of my reading habits, I simply happen to agree with Harold Bloom that the sheer volume of literature which has accumulated through the ages forces a mere mortal like myself to be selective.