Through the tube
and out the other end
riding on an oyster.
From Dodo birds
eternally encased
to the secret thoughts
of Jane Austen.
Squeezed like sausage meat
through Portobello Road
laughing all the way
like a Banksy t-shirt.
The sun glared behind Nelson
so I fled underground
where electric mice live
and dance to jazz.
I sailed away
in a yorkshire pudding boat
of beef stew
dumplings and mash.
With only minutes left
in an internet cafe,
I realised in the end
there is no edit in life
so I breathed in Chaucer's
own handwriting.
Don't we all yearn
to walk across Abbey Road?