HAhahaha!
So many are so fantastic.
Of course, I agree!
(Great work by all!)
HAhahaha!
So many are so fantastic.
Of course, I agree!
(Great work by all!)
after much deliberating it is now time to announce the winner.
I have to say however that all of them were very fun to read and all deserving winners but since I can only pick one then the winner goes to
Calidore for its short but very witty and most hilarious read it really made laugh a lot haha!!
thank you all
and
congratulations Calidore!!
Last edited by cacian; 05-20-2012 at 08:28 AM.
it may never try
but when it does it sigh
it is just that
good
it fly
"As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being." --Carl Gustav Jung
"To absent friends, lost loves, old gods, and the season of mists; and may each and every one of us always give the devil his due." --Neil Gaiman; The Sandman Vol. 4: Season of Mists
"I'm on my way, from misery to happiness today. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh" --The Proclaimers
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Hehe, I agree, Calidore fit the bill nicely - grats.
I'm doing one more just for fun
After the final spin, I'm still grazing on the couch
'I'll hang them out later' I murmur, with my lazy mouth
a cow on the couch grazing lazily, that's just me; let me be
Naturally is free, what's wrong with cleansing bacterially?
Go dry for me, hired cleaner;
I suppose you require a fee, can't you see
that blokes like me aren't Gents, we're much meaner
and self hygiene comes second to literacy
Getting Away from Sherry
It's a long, long way to run from Sherry.
It's a long, long way, I know.
She is sweeter now with my friend Harry.
How I used to love them so.
Through the springtime they both were merry:
Why do lovebirds love a show?
It's a pity my pain's so scary.
Would it leave, too, and let me go.
My blog: https://frankhubeny.blog/
That is the wrong way to rip a canary
It ruins the flavor and cut of the the meat
They are already small, so ruining one is a waste
To dine on canary you need to be wary
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
An old couple drank them some sherry
From the waitress that served them named Mary
The man patted her ***
His wife had to sass:
"That's the wrong way to tip her, Harry."
Last edited by MorpheusSandman; 05-23-2012 at 06:19 AM.
"As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being." --Carl Gustav Jung
"To absent friends, lost loves, old gods, and the season of mists; and may each and every one of us always give the devil his due." --Neil Gaiman; The Sandman Vol. 4: Season of Mists
"I'm on my way, from misery to happiness today. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh" --The Proclaimers
Only three?
Goodness me
Let me now make a plea
For more entries to make a proper potpourri
I'm not mad
I'm just sad
Was my start line so bad?
Should I go to Craigslist and take out a want ad?
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
"It's a Long Way to Tipperary"
My friend flew in from Texas and got
a little tipsy
Our conversation didn't faze him much
until I mentioned my dear
cow Betsie
We called it a night but later he crept out
heading for dear old Betsie
And in the moonlight in the pasture
where Betsie was fast asleep
Harry sniggered and stole up near her side
He gave Betsie quite a shove in her side
and she toppled and rolled moaning
down the hill a pace, stopped, and shook
her head a bit to clear her senses...
and that r-e-a-l-l-y fired up Harry
He laughed and snorted guffawing
his chortling and Betsy's moaning
an echoing din I awoke to - I then
ran to see what-in-the-world
was all the commotion
I said "it's a long way to tip 'er 'arry"
not much of an admonition I reckon
When dear ol' Betsie out of nowhere
busted him in the family jewels
So now I call him Mary
5/31/2012 r.6/1/2012
Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor STATELY
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tailor
who am I but a stitch in time
what if I were to bare my soul
would you see me origami
7-8-2015
Sorry I'm a bit late with this. As usual, it's a difficult choice, this time between YesNo's immersive melancholy, Pendragon's off-center approach, tailor's funny cow-tipping story, and newcomer-to-the-contest (welcome!) Morpheus' funny waitress-tipping story. Being especially partial to a quality limerick, I'm going to pick Morpheus this time out.
Well done, everyone. Your go, Morpheus.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Thanks so much, Calidore! I think this is the first time I've ever won anything. OK, next line (from Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues):
"You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows."
"As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being." --Carl Gustav Jung
"To absent friends, lost loves, old gods, and the season of mists; and may each and every one of us always give the devil his due." --Neil Gaiman; The Sandman Vol. 4: Season of Mists
"I'm on my way, from misery to happiness today. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh" --The Proclaimers
I wish I knew a weather man
Who knew which way my wild winds blow
Then whether north or south they go
I'd have some time to duck today
Before they roughed me up, but, hey,
It's fun to feel them when I can.
My blog: https://frankhubeny.blog/
Deadline, Morpheus?
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
"You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows."
They almost never get the weather right, anyway.
Once I walked to the bus stop in six inches of "partly cloudy."
I got sunburn one Christmas Day while riding a skateboard through "snow flurries"
We almost drowned on a "beautiful, sunny skies" in torrential rains.
Perhaps the old "Indian Weather Rock" is better:
Tie a rock onto a tripod of sticks with a strong cord.
Put the tripod outdoors, highly visible from a window.
If the rock moves back and forth, it's windy outside.
If the rock is wet, it is raining.
If the rock has turned white, it is, or has been, snowing.
If the rock grows icicles, it is freezing out.
If the rock reflects light, it's sunny.
Bye, bye weather man! Hello, Indian Weather Rock!
Pendrgon
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...