Thanks for lightening up the beginning of this year with your piece. I laughed out loud, upsetting my gin & tonic and disturbing the flight crew. You seem however to have missed out one of the more significant of the usual suspects, namely "country doc." He is in a class of his own when reviewing the threads of others. ROAR.
Mention might also be made of those, who seem to copy and post, page after page of religious doctrine with seemingly no real intent at discussion. I do however smile at the tomes of Turkish Ottoman history submitted by "mesolzhenitsy." He is not trying to convert a soul, and his video of himself playing Davids Harp would redeem him anyway.