The Fence

[hillwalker]

Thanks for reading and for your comments @Auntie - Samantha the witch (with the cute, twitchy nose?). I also have fond memories of her.
But this gardening fiend is a different cauldron of fish...

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[blank|verse]

Darkly comical this one, hill, tied together with a rhyme every third line.

The first narrator seems a monstrous half-Macbeth witch ('mulch' is the clue) and half-Rose West.

I stumbled at the 'to deter' line, but it read well apart from that.

[hillwalker]

Thanks @b|v - I agree the 'deter' needs a 'from.....' following it (and 'Number 8' is not really what they were being deterred from). Ah well.

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