Sexual preferences

[Biggus]

SEXUAL PREFERENCES
# 1

I have a favourite type of girl,
I love my ladies trim
Like Skinny Ginny
And Ultra slim Kim

I love them thin and bony
Not a hint of saggy
I like Scrawny Dawny
And Scraggy Maggie

Lovely Lean Jean
Or Slender Brenda
For the nearer the bone
Is sweetest and tender

# 2

I have a favourite type of girl,
Nothing wrong with that
I love my ladies ample
Like beautiful Fat pat
Also Porkus Dorcas
And Obese Louise,
Glandular Angela
Gives me a good squeeze
I love voluminous
I love them rounder
I love them full bodied
Because rounder is sounder

# 3

I don’t have a favourite,
I love them all
Shorty and sporty
Petite and tall

Dowdy and flashy
High and mighty
Shy and vivacious
Safe and flighty

I love Juicy Lucy
Smelly Kelly,
Scraggy Maggie
And Silly Millie

I love Gay Mei
And Straight Kate
Spotty Dotty
And Plain Jane’s great

So is Jolly Molly
Clingy thingy
Obese Louise
And Skinny Ginny

I love Boozey Suzie
Sweaty Betty and all
I love them long,
I love them short, I love them tall

# 4

I have a favourite type of girl,
But it’s not like I am facile
Nothing wrong with preferences
I just like my girls to be gracile

Sinuous and willowy
I don’t look for a pretty face
But they should have about them
Some elegance and grace

It takes the like of Nimble Kimble
Or the lovely Lithe Blythe
The aptly named Bendy Wendy
Or Lissom Blossom to feast my eyes

# 5

I don’t have a favourite,
I love each and every one
Whether happy or sad
Cheerful or glum

I love Prayer Claire
And Lazy Daisy
Gaudy Maudie
And Crazy Maisy

I love Blue Sue
And Classy Darcy
Timid Ingrid
And Brassy Marcie

I love Shy Di
And Sullen Ellen
Beige Paige
And Barren Karen

I love Chipper Pippa
And Hairy Mary
All of them from homely
Too a little bit scary

# 6

I don’t have a favourite,
I love each and every one
Whether happy or sad
Cheerful or glum

I love Grim Kim
And Moanie Toni
Henpecky Becky
And Naggy Maggie

I love Bella Stella
And Indie Lindy
Funny Honey
And Windy Cindy

I love Tarty Marti
And Burley Shirley
The Felon Helen
And that twirly girlie

I love Flabby Gabby
And Escapee Lee
Chardonnay Kay
And Meat free Fi

I love Prudy Judy
And Racy Macy
Pristine Christine
And Straight Lacy Tracy

# 7

I don’t have a favourite,
I love each and every one
Whether happy or sad
Cheerful or glum

I love Neater Rita
And Nosy Rosie
Beggy Peggy
And Dozy Posy

I love Tatty Patty
And Singular Ingela
Tipsy Bitzi
And Glandular Angela

I love Naïve Neve
And Teaser Louisa
Taller Paula
And “Was a Geezer” Lisa

# 8

I don’t have a favourite,
I love each and every one
Whether happy or sad
Cheerful or glum

I love Dirty Gerty
And Randy Mandy
Stern Fern
And Bandy Sandie

I love Bored Maud
And Doughy Zoë
Glam Sam
And Showy Chloe

I love Choice Joyce
And Petty Lettie
Frigid Ingrid
And Sweaty Betty

I love Intense Hortense
And Hot Dot
Any one of them
Will hit the spot

# 9

I don’t have a favourite,
I love each and every one
Whether happy or sad
Cheerful or glum

I love Pally Sally
And Meaner Tina
Cranky Frankie
And Keener Meena

I love Messy Jesse
And Smiley Kylie
Tiara Clara
And Tidy Heidi

I love Buffy Duffy
And Flexi Alexie
Moanie Joanie
And Sexy Lexie

I love Irate Kate
And Funny Honey
Every one of them
Is on the money

# 10

I don’t have a favourite,
I love each and every one
Whether happy or sad
Cheerful or glum

I love Totty Lottie
And Clammy Tammy
Fit Britt
And Whammy Pammy

I love Trixie Pixie
And Peculiar Julia
Able Sable
And Nuclear Petunia

I love Bossy Flossie
And Parley Carli
Silky Elkie
And Gnarly Charlie

I love Fond Bond
And Nambi Bambi
Any one of them
Does it for me

[MystyrMystyry]

[Skia]

Wicked ")

[Delta40]

there are so many of us! Call me 'I Felt Her Delta!'

[MorpheusSandman]

Hehe, much of it reminds me of the first stanza of Donne's The Indifferent. I think you lose me a bit with the wealth of rhyming names. I think descriptions would've been better.

[Biggus]

Thank you all very much
And Delta I will include you in the next one how about Svelter Delta
Paul

[deryk]

Quite a rhyming encyclopedia you've invented! I liked some of the more ridiculous ones like Porkus Dorkas, and the sounds as well: Beige Paige, Silky Elkie, Chardonnay Kay. Very fun!

[Biggus]

Thanks Deryk, if you think of any others let me know

[Delta40]

Svelter sounds great. Meantime, I'm thinking about all those crisps.....

[Biggus]

Excellent, My favourites are McCoys

[Pensive]

Interesting!
And nice choice of names, btw!

[Biggus]

Thanks Pensive

[DocHeart]

All I have to say is I once had a girlfriend whose name rhymed with "kerosene".

Thanks for the fun, Mr Biggus (Dickus?)...

[Biggus]

Thank you. I'm suprised that in this day and age Kerosene isnt a first name.
Cheers

Paul

[doowoop]

This is very interesting and funny.