I remember - don't fully understand
Heart of Glass on the radio
Roaring from the tunnel
Interstate 49 in the fast lane
Which had slowed to a crawl
I recall the noise before impact
Couldn't tell you what it was
Cops everywhere two megaphones apiece
'Move along! Nothing to see here!'
They were wrong - plenty of seahorses
And octopusses drifting across the landscape
Somehow the Pontiac had become airborne
Crashes through the windscreen of the first Big Mack
Which suddenly stops, allowing the Ferrari to
Cruise underneath, losing its lid and scooping
The Beetle up and over the bridge
While the rest of the convoy rear-ends itself
Into a compressed accordian
Bloodied bodyparts strewn for miles
A muffled howling from the Gypsy caravan
Reveals a fortuneteller had swallowed her
Crystal Ball - her flying wig worn by a soaring toucan
The man dressed as a crocodile
Runs around on fire clutching his ears
The blue-eyed buffalo gazing down from the hill
The girl with her head stuck in a bucket
Tapdancing to an imaginary rhythm
One fireman waving his arms while stuck up the ladder
The other spurting water up and over
The astronaut trying to gather his scorpions
Into the hole with a wooden box around it
While being booted in the butt by an irate goat
The submarine stuck upright into the embankment
The rhinocerous in the tree
Silver knights on clydesdales plodding to the joust
The storm breaks just then - a fork of lightning
Ripping through the stray airship which bursts into flame
And spirals downward toward the horizon
As the cooler-than-cool retired detective arrives
'Everybody just keep calm -
'I've seen this sort of thing before...'



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