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    I like the Caps (sometimes, when I pay attention), but here:



    Happy Birthday, Juniper!
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    Happy birthday Juniper
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    Happy Birthday Juniper
    "He is asleep. Though his mettle was sorely tried,
    He lived, and when he lost his angel, died.
    It happened calmly, on its own,
    The way the night comes when day is done."



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    Happy Birthday and many more.

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    Happy Birthday JuniperWoolf. "Arrange whatever pieces come your way." VW
    "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its' own reason for existing." ~ Albert Einstein
    "Remember, no matter where you go, there you are." Buckaroo Bonzai
    "Some people say I done alright for a girl." Melanie Safka

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    Yay, thank you! Sorry it took me so long, I didn't die but my computer did.

    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    That is not the leftover from my birthday party, I hope!
    I thought I recognized that sausage platter! Hey Schere, I'll roshambo you for it (do yourself a favour and don't google that, you will disapprove).
    Last edited by JuniperWoolf; 03-22-2011 at 02:35 AM.
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    "Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal."
    -Pi


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    ^Haha, weird! You're the third person to send me that link, so I'll tell you what I told them: "thanks for the seizure, it's what I always wanted!"
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    "Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal."
    -Pi


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    Quote Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf View Post
    I thought I recognized that sausage platter! Hey Schere, I'll roshambo you for it (do yourself a favour and don't google that, you will disapprove).
    Dahling, how sweet of you to assume that I did not know what that meant!



    An interview with JuniperWoolf:


    *Are you sure you want to do this?*
    Totally, Iíve been jealously watching other peopleís interviews from the sidelines for one year and eleven months. Serves me right for joining a month after my birthday.

    *Who killed Roger Rabbit?*
    Itís been pointed out in previous interviews that Roger Rabbit is alive and well.

    *Whose footprints would you find in the fridge?*
    Someone very small.

    *So, how old are you?*
    Twenty three.

    *If you had a personal theme song what would it be?*
    I had to think for a while, but settled on:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghkl8Ohx4Z0

    *Are you male or female? *
    Female.

    *Do you like red cars?*
    I have no opinion on red cars.

    *What makes you keep coming back to the Forum?*
    Itís my internet home.

    *Are you happy with the way things are here?*
    Yes.

    *If you could change one thing about the LitNet, what would that be?*
    Iíd get rid of a few people who take the ďfunĒ out of ďfundamentalism.Ē

    *What was the inspiration for your LitNet username?*
    Juniper is my favourite word and Woolf is the name of my study hall at the U of A.

    *Which countries have you visited?*
    Just Canada and America.

    *Which languages do you speak?*
    English and terrible quality French.

    *How do you like your home town?*
    Itís beautiful and nosy, and if you run out of money because your house burns down or something equally tragic a lot of people randomly give cash to the general store to give to you (Linnea got almost $200,000 when her family died). Also, if you want to go up town for groceries or something you have to walk part way up a mountain. Itís strange. I usually like it, especially the woods.

    *If you could live somewhere different, where would it be and why?*
    California, because itís California.

    *Do you have any pets?*
    I have a lot of animals in my house right now: one snowy owl, two Canadian geese (a lesser on the deck and a greater in the back yard), a frog from Ontario that isnít supposed to be here, six dozen mice give or take (for the owl), an ugly little catfish which lives on my dresser, a large mastiff, a stupid noisy house bird and an exotic spider that also isnít supposed to be here (donít tell Fish and Wildlife).

    *What makes you happy?*
    Food, things that are pretty and people who are genuinely funny.

    *Do you feel comfortable in your walk with God/atheism? *
    Iíd be kind of wary of anyone who says that they are.

    *Which actor should play you in a movie based on your life?*
    Emily Perkins.



    Who is your favourite Beatle?
    John (I know, IĎm such an individual).

    *How do you like your coffee? *
    With lots of unhealthy vanilla flavoured cream and fru fru additions that donĎt add to the taste at all (like cream in the shape of a flower and heart-shaped candies on the rim of the cup).

    *Given the option, what animal would you choose to be?*
    Sea turtle. They live for a long time, theyíre hard to kill and they go everywhere.

    *What's the biggest fish you've ever caught?*
    I caught a big wall-eye at Slave Lake. I didnít weigh it, but it almost pulled me in.

    *What makes you feel great about yourself?*
    Pfft, what doesnĎt?

    *How did you meet your significant other?*
    The gentleman who is currently courting me taught me in high school (scandal!).

    *Who inspires you most?*
    Alan Moore.

    *What are you naturally good at? (Skills, abilities, gifts etc.)*
    I have a pretty insane ability to pay attention. It doesnít sound like much, but I can study for eleven hours a day.

    *What is the one thing you must do before you die?*
    Iím guessing tuck, duck and roll.

    *If you had to teach something, what would you teach?*
    HmmÖ one of those government orchestrated ďself esteemĒ classes where kids get to just talk about themselves.

    *What would you regret not fully doing, being or having in your life?*
    Well I donít know yet.

    *If you were to be stuck at a particular time in your life, which one would you choose and why?*
    Well Iíd get pretty bored, but if I had to, my final year of high school. That was a good year.

    *Do you have a tasty recipe for life that you could share for a reasonable price? Ö Is it REALLY tasty?*
    See, Iím not sure if this question is asking about food or if itís some kind of life metaphor. In either case, I just throw together random things that I enjoy.

    *What method do you cherish above all others, as means to improving your life?*
    Itís a tie between reading and talking to people.

    *If you were a king/queen for a day, what would you do?*
    Kill everyone.


    Ö.No, Iím just kidding. If I were queen of Canada, I guess I would be a powerless figurehead living in England with my face on everyoneís money. Iíd drink tea and wave at people.

    *Whatís the stupidest forum argument youíve ever had?*
    Hmm, there are a lot (A LOT). I guess it would be that time I digitally overreacted at Bien about whether or not children should be made aware of the existence of homosexuals.

    *What song is in your head at the moment?*
    Nothing, Iím watching South Park.

    *Which book are you reading at the moment?*
    The Golden Bough.

    *What is your favourite quote?*
    Catch the witness, catch the wit, catch the spirit, catch the spit!

    *Favorite avatar on the Forum?*
    Basilís girl-and-book.

    *Favorite threads?*
    I like ďRate That SongĒ a lot. Iíve listened to almost every song in that thread more than once.

    What's your favorite sandwich?
    I like cheeseburgers. Thatís a sandwich, right?

    *What is your answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?*
    ďI donít know.Ē

    *What are you wearing at the moment?*
    Blue pyjama bottoms, a white tank top and an army green zipper hoodie.

    *Favorite poem?*
    Rimbaudís Ophelia, but Iíve got to give a shout-out to To His Coy Mistress.

    *First novel you remember reading on your own?*
    I think it was some Goosebumps book.

    *What era do you find most of the books you read are from?*
    1910 - 1960ish.

    *Favorite TV shows?*
    My personality is basically a combination of Northern Exposure, South Park and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

    *Which Forum members would you like to meet in person?*
    Well, Iím destined to marry Basil, so I guess I should meet him (at least once). Iíd be good friends with Pip and Becca irl. Iíd be pretty shy to meet The Comedian so I think Iíd hide in his class. .

    *Last words you said out loud?*
    I read out loud, so the last words I said out loud were ďthe last words I said out loud were.Ē

    *Last person you hugged/kissed?*
    Some Dave guy.

    *What do you do (for a living) to be able to keep your LitNet addiction going? And are you happy with your chosen profession?*
    I do student stuff. The government and various companies/family members give me money, and I work underpaid jobs until I leave without notice.

    *Would you rather be an educated fool or an ignorant fool?*
    An ignorant one. Educated fools are always so anxious. Ignorant fools are at least sure of themselves.

    *What would you like to be if you could change your profession?*
    I always really wanted to be a brick layer (not even kidding).

    *Which one of the seven dwarves are you and why?*
    Sneezy, Iíve got a lot of allergies (grass, cats, trees, ect.)

    *What is your most outstanding feature?*
    Iím told that I have a ďsmart mouthĒ (by jerks, mostly). Also, I have hot pink hair. Stands out.

    *If you could change one thing about the way you look, what would that be?*
    Iím too small. Iíd like to be a bit stronger.

    *Which book do you wish you had written?*
    The Twilight series, because I would be hella rich (thatís right, I just said ďhellaĒ).

    *What book would you recommend to others of all types and ages as a must read?*
    Iím not going to say The Grapes of Wrath, because a lot of people seem to find it boring. Iím going to say Lost Girls, because the ensuing chaos would be hilarious.

    *What should you be doing at the moment instead of answering these questions?*
    Itís 11:37 pm, so nothing.

    *Describe your ideal day, please.*
    I once got to ride a tank around a field, Iíd like very much to do that again. I want to get into a good fight with Travis Harder (he was my best sparring partner ever, great offence and terrible defence just like me but now heĎs a stupid missionary in Africa or some crap). I also want a t-bone steak for dinner, with hollandaise sauce and crab meat on it (and Iíd have a nice, artery-clogging poutine for lunch).

    *Favorite movie?*
    Pi.

    *Last movie you watched?
    HmmÖ haha, oh yeah - Back to the Future was on The Space Network last night.

    *How are you going to pick just one favourite painting?*
    Easily. I donít like most paintings.

    *Favorite painting?*
    Landscape with the fall of Icarus.


    See his little legs in the bottom right?

    Bowie, yay or nay?
    Yay, especially in Labyrinth because, I mean, [I]come on]/I].

    *Wonderful Superman or depressing Batman?*
    Iím more of a villain type. I love Lex Luthor.

    *Something you want to forget but you never can?*
    Last year I decided to study serial killers, and I kind of wish that I hadnít (especially Jeffrey Dahmer, I couldnít eat steak for a long time after reading about him).

    If you could relive one moment in your life whenever you wanted to, what would it be?
    Going to Disney Land when I was nine, as long as I could do so with the perspective of a nine year old. I was pretty pumped.

    What is the best thing that happened to you since your last birthday?
    I saw a cougar. A lot of people living here go their whole lives without seeing one, theyíre as rare as tigers are in Russia. It ran right across the road, it was fantastic.

    *If you could send one thing to the Room 101, one would that be?*
    When you get a really nice meal prepared, something that you know youíre really going to love like roasted meat with lots of gravy and bread, and then you drop it on the floor or your stupid dog jumps up on the counter and eats it or something. God, that sucks. That really, really sucks. Then you have to eat

    *Tell us something scandalous about yourself.*
    This isnít my natural hair color.

    *How long did it take you to answer all of these questions?*
    Over an hour, and I skipped some.

    *One final word of wisdom for LitNet users?*
    This survey will fulfill your need to talk about yourself for at least the next year. It took up eight pages on my word document.
    ~
    "It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.Ē
    ~


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    Dahling, how sweet of you to assume that I did not know what that meant!
    And here I thought you were a lady!


    *If you could send one thing to the Room 101, one would that be?*
    When you get a really nice meal prepared, something that you know youíre really going to love like roasted meat with lots of gravy and bread, and then you drop it on the floor or your stupid dog jumps up on the counter and eats it or something. God, that sucks. That really, really sucks. Then you have to eat...
    "...noodles or something" (see, this is why I edit all of my posts nine or ten times).
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    "Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal."
    -Pi


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    Quote Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf
    *Last person you hugged/kissed?*
    Some Dave guy.
    So who's this Dave character? Do I seriously need to drive up to Canada and whoop his aŝŝ? 'Cause I will.
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    Oh nothing to worry about I assure you, just a temporary suitor until all of our dowry issues are settled. A girl has to look out for her best interests, you know.
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    "Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal."
    -Pi


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    Bowie, yay or nay?
    Yay, especially in Labyrinth because, I mean, come on.
    It has to be the pants.



    They're unforgettable.
    "If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia."
    - Margaret Atwood

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    Quote Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf View Post
    ^Haha, weird! You're the third person to send me that link,
    That's because it's AWESOME!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf View Post
    And here I thought you were a lady!
    A lady knows a great many things; she is just particular about where, when and with whom to share that knowledge is all.

    Anyhow, I don't believe the leftovers are worth even flipping a coin over them. My party is over; you can keep them.
    ~
    "It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.Ē
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