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    My Crazy Landlord

    My landlord's a tool
    An unholy fool
    Who can't desist
    But pestering me

    All day long he bangs around
    When I say all day - he's unsound!
    And on weekends it's even worse
    A bloody curse - too long I agree

    He arrives first at six am
    And is here until six pm
    (On a Saturday and a Sunday!)
    I swear he is driving me nuts

    I'd move out - but the cheap rent!
    The only other option's a tent
    Without all the cons
    Nor the mods - like in huts

    He fills my bins with his
    rubbish and it's of this
    I get furious for there's no
    Room for mine and it's bad

    That he makes no distinction
    Of recycling and has no inklin'
    That his crap upsets the process
    Of doing their job - and it's sad

    Also that his eyes have lost colour
    Which reflects a grey pallour
    And his marbles have fled
    Far to the distant sea

    But I feel no sympathy
    Because it's wasted empathy
    And I deserve a landlord
    Deserving of someone like me

    There's a palace of trees
    Which would certainly please
    Though a price out of my range
    I shall work hard to attain it

    And then when I move in
    My own house I will groove in
    With allnight parties and dancing
    But first I must obtain it

    So for now I put my head down
    Before I can go to town
    And do all that must be done
    Long beforehand

    Though rates are atrocious
    And utilities ferocious
    The cost of peace one answer:
    I need to own my own land

    To get away from this annoyance
    Who's upsetting my buoyance
    And pissing me something rotten
    Either that or pull a 51-50

    Which'd be best in this case
    Because I'm sick of his face
    His voice, his lingering, his noise
    And incessant demands on my sanity!



    This is part of a quintet - the others are My *************** Landlord, My Landlord is a *******************, and Would You **** Off You **********************
    Last edited by MystyrMystyry; 03-11-2011 at 04:48 AM.

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    I wrote a blues like this once. Very satisfying to belt out. Here's to Bad Memories!!
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    If only it was a bad memory - life was great before he decided to move and and disrupt the peace

    He's totally bananas, a wasp in Paradise, a thorn in my foot, a pain in my...

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    ...astral projection.
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