This is great fun (aka This is mother's pearly gate fan!)
I daan't 'ave danny la rue
wot i'm talkin' abaht.
But i'll give it a Scapa Fla anyway.
I golden dove ya in the Day's Dawnin'
I 'ope ya kna wot i'm sayin'.
It's Potatoes in the mould
in the buff to need a quilt.
I fall on the bloody Rory
after dreamy Posh n Becks.
Then I open me mince pies
And clock me teddy bear.
I switch on the bloody Hansel and Gretel
and 'ave a Bruce Lee
before I tickle and bite the next verse.
I can't 'andle this.
Where's me Everton Toffee?