Here's my fear...if we enlightened folks don't come up with something, the corporations will get a hold of the name. Try this for horrors:
McMoon
Qualcomm Moon
MS Moon
Taco Bell Moonito
Exxon Satellite
iMoon
Pfizer Moonestra
Playboy Moonsion
Sorry about that last one, but you get the picture...
Oh god, I can see it now. I'll be sitting out back with my telescope, and every time the lens passes over the moon, a little voice will be programmed to come out of it and say "The Moon, Earth's greatest satellite... brought to you by Diet Pepsi."Originally Posted by TacoButt
Here's my fear...if we enlightened folks don't come up with something, the corporations will get a hold of the name. Try this for horrors:
McMoon
Qualcomm Moon
MS Moon
Taco Bell Moonito
Exxon Satellite
iMoon
Pfizer Moonestra
Playboy Moonsion
Sorry about that last one, but you get the picture...
**shudders**
"I should only believe in a God that would know how to dance. And when I saw my devil, I found him serious, thorough, profound, solemn: he was the spirit of gravity- through him all things fall. Not by wrath, but by laughter, do we slay. Come, let us slay the spirit of gravity!" - Nietzsche
Tis saddens me to see that so many people still believe in that great hoax and even search new names for it while, in fact, there is no moon.
Wake up, sheeple! Don't believe the propaganda!
If you believe even a half of this post, you are severely mistaken.
Yes, and you KNOW that it will be painted with that red, white and blue swirl too.
Imoon sounds legit. You can charge your Iphone via moon rays! I have no Iproducts but, that would get me to get one, I would feel Iconnected with the Iuniverse.
"We are animals with problems that no other animal has." - Radam J. Starkiller
The "Tidal Myth" from that site is very funny!
"The tide myth is one of the oldest and most absurd lies that the Lunar establishment has tried to push on a gullible world. Do they really expect us to believe that the moon - an object that allegedly resides at an average distance of 240,000 miles from the earth - has the power, from that distance, to lift how many billions of cubic meters of water?
"Do an experiment: take a rubber ball and suspend it above a bathtub full of water. Now slowly move the ball closer to the water. Does the level of the water change? Not even slightly. So much for the tides myth."
I tried it and it's true. A tennis ball will NOT suck water from a bathtub.
So the moon doesn't exist after all. I thought there was something funny about it. It looks more like a UFO anyway.
Since it's not there can we still name it Papayahed?
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
I was thinking of such a thing earlier (talking about the 1st post). What about... Cain? For he was "banished" there... But, not everyone in the world is Christian so that may be a problem.
Books completed in 2011:
- Shadow of the Hegemon - Orson Scott Card
- The Inferno - Dante Alighieri
- The Iliad - Homer
"Homer was on the rowing team at his high school." ~My grandfather
I say we name the moon after the movement's origonal founder and re-christen it "TacoButt."
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-Pi
I can support that idea.
Now, we have to change some songs...
TacoButt River
Wider than a mile...
Papayahed sounds like a great name for an imaginary moon.
I am waiting for the day when laser technology allows us to beam images onto the moon.
You know it's going to happen.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
And getting closer too! The U.S. military is working on a 100 kilowatt laser to burn the heads off of dictators and terrorists from ten miles away - currently they have 30 kilowatt prototypes
which would be enough to make a sickle moon look full on a cloudy night
Please tell me your joking.
"We are animals with problems that no other animal has." - Radam J. Starkiller
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