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    Sausage

    Sausage for breakfast
    Six inches of offal.
    Thick, pink glob
    protected by
    tissue-like sleeve.
    Sizzling hot
    Distended
    Banger!

    Droopy.
    Before sunlight can shine through a window, the blinds must be raised - American Proverb

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    There goes breakfast! Might have bacon with my eggs instead - please no odes to them!

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    lol
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    The last time this reader woke up to that for breakfast he swore off drinking forever.

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    Thank goodness I read this in the evening and have all night to forget it before breakfast! Short and not so sweet!

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    yummy poem!

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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    Is there a veggie inside you begging to high five your female eunoch??

    For those who believe,
    no explanation is necessary.
    For those who do not,
    none will suffice.

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    Glad you all like it. I think sausages are pretty awful. I bought some the other day for my daughter who was coming to stay and loves sausage and mash. Got some left over in the fridge all shrivelled and droopy looking which inspired the poem.....ok I'll stop now
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    Of course, I could not see very far beyond this sneaky little poem's hidden meaning, the double-entendre you seem to have skilfully disguised.....

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