That house in New Orleans...
If I were an Animal, guitar swung low, what would you be?
That house in New Orleans...
If I were an Animal, guitar swung low, what would you be?
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
A bass-playing mountain lion.
If I were the fog, what would you be?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
A firefly on the bog.
If I were a toad a-croakin', what would you be?
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. ~Oscar Wilde.
A bull-frog singing bass...
If I were said bullfrog, what would you be?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
A slimy green pond.
If I were a big lake, what would you be?
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. ~ William Blake
Captivity is consciousness,
So's liberty. ~ Emily Dickinson
A Schooner
If I were a schooner, what would you be?
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
A tugboat
If I were a tuna what would you be?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Seaweed, dried and rice-bound, holding you and the avocado captive.
If I were a white whale what would you be?
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
An activist protecting you from whale-eaters everywhere!
If I were plankton, what would you be?
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. ~Oscar Wilde.
A scientist observing you through a powerful microscope.
If I were a star, what would you be?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Definitely a stargazer!
If I were a stargazer, what would you be?
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. ~ William Blake
Captivity is consciousness,
So's liberty. ~ Emily Dickinson
The telescope!
If I were a lens, what would you be?
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. ~Oscar Wilde.
That eyelash that refuses to depart.
If I were a Cheez-it, what would you be?
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Hungry!
If I were starving, what would you be?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
A swallow to fly to far-off lands in search of food
If I were a carpet, what would you be?
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