Well, it gives Gran the practice for stirring things in her cauldron.
or.......Look, practically every American and Canadian uses an automatic, and
yet we Europeans don't - are we just trying to prove that we have the manual dexterity and renaissance architecture to push a gear lever about?
Six of one, and half a dozen of the other
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LOL! I've always considered "four on the floor" a sleeping arrangement!Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Six of one, and half a dozen of the other A difference that makes no difference is no difference
Flying by the seat of your pants
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Mom finally kicked your sorry rear out of the house
Wind in your hair
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
An instruction to put your hair into curlers.
what's sauce for the Goose, is sauce for the Gander.
Look, McDonalds put this goo on the chicken, for chicken it is, in the hope that it will taste marginally like roadkill. Shut up and eat.
Full of the joys of spring.
Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!!
My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!
Someone having fun playing with a Skinky.
Sowing ones wild oats.
"Veni, Vidi, Veggi"
"I came, I saw, I had a salad"
Making a christmas garland of oats, similar to stringing popcorn and cranberries, but much more challenging as they are smaller, and because they are wild, each must be caught by special traps.
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Aren't your apple trees small. Ever thought of putting manure around the base?
Strike whilst the iron is hot......
Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!!
My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!
Otherwise you can't press your pants and shirt for the office
Dreamland Express
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
More than 4 times the prescribed amount of night time medication.
No use crying over spilled milk.
Now if it were spilled Whiskey, we'd have a problem...
Murphy's Law
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Murphy was drunk when he mentioned this, O'Reilly, who noted it down, was also drunk, so just use the phrase indiscriminately, because nobody knows what it means.
The Voice of the People.
Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!!
My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!
All the people talking at once so that no one can make sense of any of it.
Never count your chickens before they've hatched.
Omelette for tea, then.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!!
My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!
Or they'll break before they can be counted, forcing us to eat omlettes for many meals.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
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