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    sorry that's not going to work, you have to work for every 20 you're going to get

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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    You tell 'im, girlie...

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    working, working. Gyrating exposing for an extra 10 covering for an extra 20. I could be good at this..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerrybaldy View Post
    working, working. Gyrating exposing for an extra 10 covering for an extra 20. I could be good at this..
    You crack me up Jer...

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    how about some undulations for variety, Jerry. Mary and I are cheering for you!

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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    Undulating for all im worth here. My undulations are the best of all undulations. You have never seen undulations of the like. No man before or since has undulated like this. Cant stop , Im undulating.

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    don't they have indecency laws across the pond?

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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    Clearly not... Jer is out of control...

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    oh no. we are the true land of the free. As long as you dont upset a minority, (majorities are fine) and as long as you dont smoke within a mile of a nonsmoker since your silly nonsmoking rules crossed the pond. Oh how I laughed some years ago at the report of a bar in california where smokers opened the windows and leant out to smoke. We will all live so long soon with our many methods that the world will smell badly of piss as we all wet ourselves in our lovely extended life's.

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    I'll have to bring over some Depends next time I cross the pond. For now keep undulating...

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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    Last edited by Haunted; 09-26-2010 at 01:57 AM.

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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    H, I promise you I'll read through them all, once I've got the nauseating picture of Jerry dancing out of my mind.......polished pate reflecting light off the pole, woolly socks with holes in, that egg-stained tie. Good grief, somebody give him some money to put his overcoat on!
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    LOL
    I'll hold you to your promise, Dafy

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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    Joe Reliable, that's me! (Ugh!)
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    Joe Reliable is good! I don't care for Uncle Unreliable....

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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