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    Slum - verb - the state of being between standing and flat out on the sofa.

    morgue

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    Morgue: a hot strong drink, made of grounded black seeds, drunk in the early hours of the day.

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    The state of having, owning, operating for a third party or renting plaws, these being the sharpened toe-nails of Japanese macaque monkeys.

    boxing
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    boxing - fighting without any weapon which results in broken teeth and black eyes, though it is also called a sport.

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    Face painting:- any painting, sketch, drawing, doodle or otherwise work of art that features the artists own visage done in as little likeliness as artistically possible and yet maintaining a distinct resemblance.

    ambulance:-

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    ambulance: a particularly luxurious method of transport by which one is unexpectedly and unfortunately treated to an exceeding amount of care and amenities.

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    Alternative name for an accountant, often referring to those who reside at Her Majesty's Pleasure.

    Amnesia
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    Amnesia - the sweet to follow the God's Ambrosia course.

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    Griddle; what faces a lion when it is deciding whether to eat you raw or barbecued.

    Peanut.
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    Peanut: To a large minority of the population, the peanut, apparently, is by far the most deadly comestible to be found in the supermarket aisles. However, given that the allergy to peanuts seems to have gone unidentified until about 1989, one wonders how anyone susceptible ever got old enough to pass on the gene for it.


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    Cruise Liner; An expensive hotel where the management make greater profits than on land by virtue of the fact that most people either park lunch over the side, or refuse to eat for days on end, to save the aforegoing, thus obviating the necessity to cook things.

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    Underpants? Garments worn by kids, prudes, and sissies.

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    A fate that should be reserved for anybody who writes or reads Mills And Boon.

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    Hillbillies use this archaic term to refer to people they do not yet know the names of, such as trespassers.

    Ex: "Yew git yer durn-fool feet offen mah land, yew @#??*&!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lokasenna View Post
    Liturgical:- A process by which the orator conveys not only the knowledge of hell to the listener, but also a measure of the sentiment and experience of the place.
    This one was priceless!
    Some of us laugh
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    Some of us smoke
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    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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