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    Premature: like prehistory but with more armpit-induced fart noises.

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    Balderdash: A benefit race for alopecia research.

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    Harpsichord: A hybrid combination of the Hendrick's chord and the Dream chord.

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    Cord: A measurement by which firewood is sold 2) A ligature used for strangulation 3) Any of the vast amount of tangled cables you need to charge a phone, tablet, Kindle, Camera, Camcorder, cordless headphones, etc. The problem is no matter which cord you actually need at the moment, it will be the one your cat dragged under the bed to play with

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    Some of us smoke
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    Cord: A measurement by which firewood is sold 2) A ligature used for strangulation 3) Any of the vast amount of tangled cables you need to charge a phone, tablet, Kindle, Camera, Camcorder, cordless headphones, etc. The problem is no matter which cord you actually need at the moment, it will be the one your cat dragged under the bed to play with

    Cat:
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    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
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    that we cope with our lives...

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    Cat:1- A small usually furry creature that enchants you by its playfull and wilful nature. It is born with the conviction that all places able to contain a cat are made expressely for it. 2-In Portuguese a "gato" is a illegal way of getting electricity without paying for it.

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    illegal: 1) A sick predatory bird 2) A forbidden action, such as gambling that is not wrong if the government does it, such as gambling on the lottery 3)Person of interest from another country who didn't go through customs

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    Wall: tangible object designed as a barrier but in practice is quite frangible.

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    6th sense: Intuition or common sense painted up and made mysterious

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    Third Eye: 1) the spiritual eye. 2) the eye moms have in the back of their heads. 3) part of the name of a San Francisco band formed in the '90's (Third Eye Blind)

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    Pinocchio- 1-A very rare kind of Italian pine. 2- A wooden puppet with a long nose, that gets longer each time he tells a lie. 3- A liar by extension. 4-A long nosed person

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    "You can always find something better than death."
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    Equinox: That time of year when the Sun doesn't know if it is better to enlighten us or leave us in the dark.

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    LoL.Loved that definition, Yes/No.

    Cat Food:10% of the eatable part of the universe prepared for fastidious eaters.

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    "You can always find something better than death."
    Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, The Bremen Town Musicians

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    Thank you, Danik! Those cats are picky eaters.

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