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    Bunkum: A fortified shelter in the event of nuclear wum

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    Cobra: 1) A limited edition car that was super hot! 2) Highly poisonous snake 3) The spare bra a lady keeps in her drawer, purse, etc.

    Levity:
    Some of us laugh
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    Some of us smoke
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    Levity... Levis and tie (shirt and shoes optional)... https://www.google.com/search?q=Jerr...w=1093&bih=534

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    Cobra: ladies' undergarment for Siamese twins

    Levity: like gravity but funnier

    Bauble: the cry of a turkey with a cold

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    Bangle: Something to hit it over the head with

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    No worry, she fine.

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    Rabid: When a miser actually is willing to pay for something

    Parson:
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    Rabid: Pompey Bum's avatar

    Parson: like a whoreson except that his house is owned by the church

    Parrot:

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    Parrot: bogey; especially snowmen and their ilk

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    Bogey: Humphrey Bogart

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    Gimme: Anglo-Saxon spelling of Jimmy.

    Shelter:

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    Shelter: (as in shelter in place rather than runnin' helter skelter) - a dubious life saving technique if your number is up

    Shelter: abode, home, overpass, cardboard box, doorway, tent, bomb shelter (nuff said), bus, car; any port in a storm

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    SPAM: Acronym, Stuff Posing As Meat, credit Bill Engvall

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    Spam email: how Pam, female, filled out a form when she was drunk.

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    Sneaky: The result of an idea that you wish you had thought of first

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