Lollipop: 1) a confectionery treat on a stick often in the form of a large colourful wheel 2) wikipedia - "The Lollipop Guild was a group of Munchkins in the Munchkin Country, who welcomed Dorothy Gale to Oz with song and dance (while holding their lollipops) upon her arrival"
Guild:
tailor
who am I but a stitch in time
what if I were to bare my soul
would you see me origami
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Guild: An association consisting of creatures that can breathe underwater.
Ulcer
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Ulcer: a British name for Northern Ireland.
Tornado
Tornado: As famous for the words "Rich, Corinthian leather" as for playing Mr. Rourke on Fantasy Island, Tornado Montalban was an effete if lovable poser, who made a career out of a series of affectations. He later croaked.
Khan Noonien Singh:
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
Khan Noonien Singh: An failed attempt to comunicate in Korean.
Parachute:
"I seemed to have sensed also from an early age that some of my experiences as a reader would change me more as a person than would many an event in the world where I sat and read. "
Gerald Murnane, Tamarisk Row
Parachute: To fire a gun twice
Wastebasket
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Wastebasket: slang verb used to describe parachuting, i.e., "I'm gonna wastebasket this muthaf**ka!" Term may derive from basket used to catch severed heads during the Reign of Terror.
Onion bagel with creamed cheese:
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
No, no. It is the real definition of the word. Not aimed at anyone.Originally Posted by Tyrion Cheddar
Onion bagel with creamed cheese: The true cause of morning breath
Virgule:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Virgule: The French asthmatic cousin of "Vírgula".Also a distant relative of Virgil.
Compendium:
"I seemed to have sensed also from an early age that some of my experiences as a reader would change me more as a person than would many an event in the world where I sat and read. "
Gerald Murnane, Tamarisk Row
Compendium: Eulogy for a computer that has become deceased.
Deceased:
tailor
who am I but a stitch in time
what if I were to bare my soul
would you see me origami
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Deceased: Politically correct for "dead"
Astute:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Astute: The breaking of wind
Gallows
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Hooray! You guys are in rare form. Great puns all around and Calidore, I laughed out loud at that last one. Pendragon, thanks for teaching me a new word, I never knew that that 'slash' was called a virgule. I feel all literate and worldly now.
Gallows: When you go on a first date with a winsome lass, you wonder what that gal allows.
voluptuary:
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
voluptuary: 1) one whose every indulgence is in luxury, pleasure, and sensuous enjoyment 2) a woman shaped like an hourglass
Indolent:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Indolent:Indonesian observation of the 40 days after Carnival
Carnival:
"I seemed to have sensed also from an early age that some of my experiences as a reader would change me more as a person than would many an event in the world where I sat and read. "
Gerald Murnane, Tamarisk Row
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