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    Extrovert: A reformed pervert, an extro-pervert

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    Introvert: A form of self-abuse involving stalking oneself.

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    Stalking: playing hide and seek with someone

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    Halloween: To many Christian churches-- Devil's Night, except to Catholic Churches-- All Souls Eve To most homeowners--Beggar's Night To parents-- Child Puking Night To Kids--Candy and Fun night

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    Holiday:if you are employed itīs the day you get up as late as you can.

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    Fireworks: Ariel explosions of a controlled nature, used for celebrations, rock concerts, various sports, and WWE

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    Fake:Make believe; everything that isnīt what it seems to be

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    Vinegar: If it is apple cider vinegar, pour some hot water into a cup containing a tablespoon of it and a teaspoon of honey to make a beverage.

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    Apple Cider: The fruit of an apple tree placed in close proximity to a female

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    quick interjection on apple cider vinegar. when I was little my father used to grow cucumbers. among other things, he'd cut them up into thin slices and soak them overnight in apple cider vinegar with black pepper. great snack.

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    Proximity: in the vicinity of

    Vicinity:
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    Vicinity:Something that can be complicated if you live in a skyscraper. Sooner or later someone that lives above, below or beside you will reform his/her apartment.

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    Skyscraper: Abnormally tall building, especially in Dubai, where they seem to be determined to reach heaven like the folks who built the tower of Babel

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    Hell: 1) a term that arises less often nowadays as everyone knows helium ll is unstable (as are V-X) being fleeting at best, though not speaking of helium as a state where helium ll is a superfluid; helium lll and lV being stable forms. 2) a place associated with double-hockey sticks for some reason (maybe something to do with the violence in hockey ? dunno)

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    Hockey: a game known to its initiated.

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